“I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.” - Jack Benny
 

“Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.” - George Burns
 

“You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.” - Dave Barry


”I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.” - Rodney Dangerfield
 

“Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.” - Napoleon Bonaparte
 

“I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.” - Thomas Jefferson
 

“Do, or do not. There is no 'try'.” - Yoda
 

“Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.” - Edward George Bulwer-Lytton
 

“It's kind of fun to do the impossible.” - Walt Disney
 

“We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.” - Vince Lombardi
 

“A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.” - John D. Rockefeller
 

“The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.” - Samuel Johnson
 

“Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.” - Henry Ford
 

“Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it.” - Henry David Thoreau 
 

“Few things are harder to put up with than a good example." - Mark Twain
 

"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work." - Robert Orben
 

"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." - Mark Twain
 

"I think there is a world market for maybe five computers." - Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943
 

"The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be feasible." - A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper proposing reliable overnight delivery service (Smith went on to found Federal Express Corp.)
 

“One of the most feared expressions in modern times is ‘The Computer is Down.’” – Norman Augustine.